Randy Parker

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Hire a copywriter on the front end of a project

In Advertising, copywriting, creative, headlines, writing on April 17, 2009 at 11:26 am

I am often asked by clients to look at an existing copy doc and make it better. They say it needs a little “editing.”  Or they ask if I could just “massage the copy a bit.” I do what I can, of course. But more times than not, it’s like Quasimodo asking me to massage out that little kink in his shoulder.

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Sometimes, the copy is given to my client by his client or boss, and my client quite rightly wants it to be better.  Many times, the copy has been written by someone in house who really isn’t a promotional or persuasive writer.  To save a little money, I presume.  Or “try their hand” at it.

They have the headline and the visual and the copy, but for some reason the copy just isn’t working out and, well, could I just take a look at it?  Many times, the problem is a bad headline or the concept (or lack of one) is poor; it doesn’t really communicate what’s important or, worse, tries to be cute to the detriment of meaning. Let me tell you, a bad headline can never be fixed with good copy. In fact, a bad idea will make your copy cry out in pain, no matter which masseuse you take it to.

When clients ask me to “massage the headline,” they really need a new one. And when they ask me to “edit” a really long, poorly written document, they need a complete rewrite.  Sometimes they know this, of course, but believe that calling it “editing” or “massaging,” instead of “writing,” will make it cheaper to fix.  It doesn’t.

Editing for grammar is one thing. But figuring out how to make someone else’s writing logical, compelling, engaging, persuasive and smart? That’s rewriting.  And nine times out of ten, this kind of “editing” takes longer than it would have had the client given me the raw information and let me write it from scratch. Even worse, the result is always a compromise.

Do yourself and me a favor. Hire me on the front end.  Let me be an architect.  Not a repairman.

I once saw a rough-and-tumble girls’ high school volleyball team wearing t-shirts that said, “Friends don’t let friends cheer.”  Rather hurtful, I guess, to their spunky, short-skirted, undulating classmates. But I can appreciate the attitude.  So if, in a moment of frustration,  I tell you that your (or your client’s) attempt at concept/copy is sub-par, remember, I’m being your friend.  I just want you to know that you can save money–and save face–and maybe even save a client–by hiring a good strategic, conceptual writer in the first place. Do that, and no one gets rubbed the wrong way.

"Get food and gas ahead" and other unfortunate phrases

In copywriting, headlines, language, signage on February 19, 2009 at 3:50 pm

We’ve all laughed at highway signage advertising food and gas. No truer words were ever spoken. However, when it comes to your own marketing materials, your advertising, and your PR, you can’t afford to miscommunicate even a little bit.

Even seemingly minor misuse of punctuation can have dramatic, unintended consequences. Leave out punctuation and you might get:

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one.

With a fire poker? Of course, add the needed hyphens to make a hole-in-one, and we know it is about golf, not murder.

Add punctuation where it doesn’t belong and you get a stinky result, as in this example of a sign on a store in Boston (submitted by copy editor Amy Scott):

“Fresh” Fish

Perhaps the storeowner only meant to highlight the word “fresh” in which case underlining would have been preferable. Now, he’s saying it’s not really fresh; we just call it that.

Sometimes just the proximity of sentences can infer something negative or unintentional. I saw this recently in an ad for a used boat:

Engine rebuilt. Extra parts.

Whoa! Could these be the parts you forgot to put in when you rebuilt the motor?

Even “professionals,” especially news headline writers, can mess up:

Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over.

I’m not sure there were any pictures. Or how about:

Roger Clemens arrives for hearing on steriods.

As a newspaper reader we may find this fun and even possibly twice the truth we usually get. However if this were written by the PR guy for Roger Clemens, he’d be looking for a new job. Something to think about before you decide to be your own advertising or marketing writer.

Finally, most poor writing is the result of thoughtlessness.

12 remain dead

You know you’ve heard something like this: “12 remain dead today as rescuers continue to work into the night.” Of course, what they meant to say was that the death count remains at 12. It’s a matter of being too hasty and not precise enough. Or how about this want ad selling maid services:

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Like funny headlines and language gaffs? Check out the following links (which supplied me with some of my examples):

* www.InnocentEnglish.com

* http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/newsquiz.shtml

* www.engrish.com

Got some unfortunate phrases of your own? click on “comment” below and contribute!