Wordnut writes several 2010 Addy Award winners

I am proud to have conceived and written a number of Memphis Addy Award winners this year, including winners in the following categories: full page color ad in a consumer or trade publication, color brochure/print collateral, and interactive self promotion in the public service category. The consumer ad also won Best of Show–Print! In addition I “concepted” and wrote the materials for a campaign that won numerous awards for its outstanding photography and art direction. As always I am very grateful to my clients who allow me to be a part of their successes (and earn a living in the process). Here are a few of the winners:

The ad

The brochure.  Instead of the usual brochure, it is a collection of cards. The theme is “What will you build?” Each card covers something important you can build when you print on Carolina paper, such as store traffic, sales, pride, respect, profits, and so on.

 

 

The campaign for a silly contest for a paper company in which designers were asked to submit photos of themselves looking super serious.

 

 

 

To see the see the winning interactive entry, go here.


New Charmin commercial wipes some the wrong way

Medical commercials are bad enough. The ED commercials embarrass the devil out of me even as I wonder why anybody would have two separate bath tubs side-by-side. In a field, no less. But the new Charmin toilet tissue commercial? It just grosses me out. I’m talking about the one in which the bear mom examines the bear cub’s rear with a telescope. (Looking for asteroids, I assume.)

I have always disliked the overly cute bears and their butt-rubbing antics, but the newest spot is even worse. It goes into detail about how Charmin is stronger so it doesn’t leave bits of tissue you know where. Have any of us been all that concerned about it? Do you bring up this sort of thing to your friends?  Can we not have some decorum? Can we not infer that a stronger tissue is good without going into details?  Do we have to “draw a picture” for everything? On national television? Well, you might argue, it is a problem and they are in the tissue business. But something tells me they enjoy it just a little too much.

In fact, that’s where I really draw the line–at their new slogan: Enjoy the go!

Enjoy the go? Call me anal retentive, but that’s the last straw. And the last roll. Turn the other cheek? I don’t think so.

I’m switching to Northern.


Best Super Bowl Commercial

This one.  No idiotic beer parties. No supermacho car stuff. No people in it, either. Yet it is the most human by far.


Spreading the joy with a video Holiday eCard

Click here to see the Holiday eCard I wrote for the talented folks at Oden who put it all together and made it just right. A word of warning: you might want to get a tissue.


Going crazy over going verdant

If you ever listen to NPR, no doubt you hear how the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation is “committed to building a more just, verdant, and peaceful world.”  That word “verdant” always makes me smile. Why? Because every company on the planet is talking about sustainability and going green. Believe me, I know. I’m writing environmental statements, composing sustainability reports, and naming green initiatives on a regular basis. Everyone is talking about it, and yet we are all looking for ways to communicate our sustainability in some original fashion. It seems everyone is looking for their own shade of green.

Unfortunately, that isn’t sustainable. I mean, we’ve already run out of words, haven’t we?  Take your pick: sustainability, green, eco-this or environmental-that.  Oh, and verdant. It’s like somebody at the MacArthur Foundation said, “whatever you do, don’t use the word GREEN!”

Recently I wrote a sustainability brochure for a major corporation. We wanted to talk about sustainability in three contexts: environmental stewardship, financial accountability and social responsibility.  So I came up with this snappy idea: People, Prosperity, Planet.  Nice, huh? My client thought so. In fact, she wanted to turn it into the name of their program. Just one problem.  Well, perhaps a half-dozen problems. My client Googled it and found those three words strung together all over the internet, sometimes in that exact order. In fact, one company had the nerve to trademark it.

So, my advice is this. Spend less time avoiding the word “green” and more time finding the real truth in your sustainability messaging. You are probably not “saving the planet.” So it isn’t wise to exaggerate. Don’t greenwash. Make sure your sustainability message is believable (because what you are saying is true) and substantial enough to be notable. Whether you think global warming is a hoax or a threat, it’s best to err on the side of environmental responsibility from a marketing standpoint, so don’t be afraid to address the needs of our environment in constructive ways. You may not be Al Gore green, but you can at least muster up a good chartreuse. And remember, it’s not so much what you are doing to ensure a sustainable future that’s important.  It’s what you can help your clients do that resonates most.


So what is a Wordnut, anyway?

Certainly, you might infer that a wordnut is one who is nuts about words. But when it comes to my business, I like to think of it another way. The word is a kind of nut, the seed of everything. The beginning of thoughts, ideas, and opinions. From words come sentences, claims, and promises. Out of words grow respect, trust, and understanding. Sure, I am nuts about words. But I am also a planter of  words, sowing them in rows so that they grow large in the consciousness of the customer. I plant the seeds from which success can spring. Who wouldn’t be nuts about that?


Advertorials: the genuine article

An advertorial is a hybrid of advertising and informative editorial content. At worst, it is created to deceive, to make the reader believe it is a journalistic addition to the publication. This, of course, is why you so often see the word “Advertisement” posted at the top of the article by the publication.  One recent example of advertorials gone amuck is the full page ad appearing in newspapers across America for miraculous flameless fireplaces housed in genuine Amish-crafted mantelpieces. Perhaps you’ve seen it. (And if you actually bought one, I’d love to hear about it!)

Their over-the-top approach probably worked to sell fireplaces, but it is no way to build a brand.

At its best, however, an advertorial can be an effective component of a marketing strategy, taking what might ordinarily be a conventional advertising space and using it to inform the reader about a product or service in more detail or, even better, to inform the reader about an issue or problem that’s important to him.

For several years, I have written an ongoing series of  advertorials for a bank in Nashville. It appears every month in the Nashville Business Journal and features a different bank expert who dispenses information and advice. Rather than just hawk the bank’s products and services, it focuses on issues that are important to  business owners, CFOs and the like–the people who read the Journal. For example, when the federal government increased FDIC insurance from $100,000 to $250,000, I worked with the expert to write an article about how the change would affect readers. In another article, we covered the escalating costs of real estate in Downtown Nashville and what it meant for developers and builders in need of financing.

These advertorials are easily recognized as bank ads. But they are a soft sell. They offer real content and added value to readers while positioning the bank and it’s employees as experts in the field and a ready resource of up-to-date financial information and services.

In an industry like banking in which competitors offer very similar services, interest rates, etc., success comes from relationship building. A good informative advertorial can be the foundation on which new relationships are built.


When a seasoned freelancer is your best choice

No matter what time of day it was, a certain wiseacre client would call me and invariably ask “Did I wake you?”  Ha, ha, ha, (sigh). Little did he know (or care) that I got up at 5:30 am. He was joking, of course, but that kind of stereotypical view of freelancers is pervasive.  The reality is, to be in business for yourself, raise a family, and supply them with decent shelter, food, and transportation, you’ve got to be pretty good at what you do and serious about it too.

So, in this difficult economic time when your company may be struggling, it might be worth noting that there is a solution to mediocrity, dwindling profitability, and high overhead: the seasoned freelance writer.

Here are four times when a career freelancer is your best bet for quality, speed, and affordability.

1. When you want experience and skills you couldn’t otherwise afford. The best freelancers are independent for a reason; they can make more money freelancing than they can working in a salaried position, and they have more freedom and flexibility, to boot. They’ve worked for the broadest range of clients and delved into the greatest variety of subject matter. Chances are they know how to best meet your communications objectives because they’ve been there before.

2. When you want a writer who welcomes the work. The harder a freelancer works, the more he makes. That makes for a happy worker. Throw extra work on a salaried writer and what happens? Oppression. Irritability. And if it doesn’t result in reduced productivity and lower quality, then it results in covert job searches. And, really, when you think about it, if you were going to make the same money whether you took on another project or not, wouldn’t you be tempted to work at your own comfortable pace and say, “I’m working to capacity?”

3. When you want a writer who doesn’t cost a dime. Sometimes it’s hard to know who works for whom these days. If you are looking for work to keep your salaried employees busy, then you are working for them! A freelancer requires no upkeep, no desk, no space, no benefits. You don’t have to pay him to chit-chat with co-workers, keep up on Facebook, go to the bathroom, or pick his nose.  Think of all the time an employee can waste.  Think of all the time YOU can waste making sure he doesn’t waste his!

You can use a freelancer only when it will be profitable for you, when there’s a budget for it, or when you can bill the time to a client. In the end, a good freelancer doesn’t cost you money; he makes you money. The ratio of “hours actually worked” to “hours paid for” is always 1:1 with a freelancer. What is it for a salaried employee?

4.  When you want a lasting, long-term resource. Some people see freelancers as the option of last resort, folks who can’t get real jobs, who are unreliable and sleep until noon. I am sure this type of hippy-go-lucky writer exists. But he won’t last long. Having been in business for 23 years, I can tell you that a reliable independent writer can be found. The trick is to find a good writer with whom you can form a lasting relationship.  That way he looks to you for ongoing projects,  and you can look to him as a reliable source of creative services. It’s a nice symbiotic, permanent relationship.  The company account stays balanced. The quality of the work is high. Deadlines are met. The boss or client is happy. And you get peace of mind. What’s that worth?

Your marketing and communications materials are like a three-legged stool supported by writing, graphic design, and production. If any one of those is weak, the whole piece collapses. A seasoned freelancer can help make sure your communications stand up and stand out.


Ifs, Ands and Buttheads

Someone once told me (a client, actually) that we call them “clients” because we can’t call them a–holes.  Indelicate, to say the least, and certainly not true of my current clients:-).  But I have had a few such clients in the past.

One guy hired me when I was just starting out to produce a newsletter.  It turned out to be part of a pyramid, multi-level, downline scheme. He was shifty and shady and left me holding the bill for printing. He told me my writing was “full of grammatical errors.” Like what? I asked.

“You can’t start a sentence with ‘and’ or ‘but,’ he declared. Yes you can, I assured him.  I have a master’s degree in English, after all, so I should know.  “Well, you better go back to skewl then!” he drawled.

There are still a few people out there who don’t understand that correctness isn’t always determined by the rules for formal English you learned in “skewl.” There’s a big difference between formal English and the conversational English we use every day in our speech and which is purposely leveraged by magazine writers, advertising writers, and others who write for the general public.

Why be informal?  Because that’s how you connect with people on a personal level. It provides a sense of familiarity and friendliness. It makes what you write a little more interesting and compelling and accessible and human and engaging and, well, the list goes on.

Formal, academic English has its place. But so does the sentence that starts with “and” or “but.” And the sentence that’s comfortable with the preposition it hangs out with. Not to mention the sentence your English teacher would consider “incomplete.” Like this one.

The more at ease you become with your own language, the better writer you will be. And that means not letting the ghost of your English teacher or, worse, Strunk & White, haunt you.

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For the linguists and grammarians who contributed to this NY Times article, S&W’s fifty-year-old The Elements of Style, with it’s narrow vision of what writing is, has become a dinosaur and even an unwitting deterrent of writing in general.

A disservice to education, says one. The first 14 pages are still gospel truth but the rest is baloney, says another. As someone who has never liked rules very much, I savor such insubordinate clauses.

Well, I’ve got to go.  A client needs me.  Seems his client is being a real client, as they say.


A compelling call to action

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Found this at Good Slogan, Bad Slogan. Not a tagline that engenders confidence, perhaps, but it is fun.


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